Skimmed a ton of profiles on here. For the three people who actually read these: 1 Stop being so rigid Must be between 33.33 and 33.66 years old, BBC only, Trumpers swipe left, Etc, Etc, Etc. Flexibility is the key to a happy sex life 2 Nobody gets it tight the first time. Just because the first time you contact someone it doesnt go perfectly, keep an open mind Maybe someone was nervous, had an off day, or maybe, you know, sunspots. See 1 Moving on: As stated in the tagline, Looking to help some lucky woman find her infinite supply of orgasms. (Sorry, stole that from a movie) Into pleasure not pain, and if it comes up, (no pun intended) I’m a spanker not a spankee. Currently have a decent sex life. Just thought it might be more fun with a partner. (Did I mention that a sense of humor was required) Obviously I have no problem showing pictures of my junk, but if you want a face pic you need to ask for it. Not currently a gold member so I cant even read messages. About the only thing I can do is read photo comments since AFF screwed up the blogs. A little bit anal/OCD/Detail Oriented. Just fixed my profile again for the umpteenth time because the bots in this site keep messing up the words.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: Sense of humor a must. (Nice rack doesn’t hurt either)

Prefer someone reasonably vanilla but with a bit of a kinky or freaky side.

Local women only. (If you want me to drive fifty miles for a blowjob, be sure to include a picture of a trailer hitch with all of the chrome sucked off)

Did I mention that a sense of humor was required?

At the risk of stating the blindingly obvious I enjoy the company of women who enjoy sex and really enjoy the company of women who really enjoy sex.

At the risk of being politically incorrect, cisgender required. ( Don’t feel bad, I had to look it up the first time I saw it) It basically means someone who was born a woman.

And while Im flattered by all of the flirts and such that I get from young girls, many from Asia, I prefer real women who don't use this site as a source of income.

Zero interest in men. That includes as part of a couple, especially couples who dont have the decency to use a couples profile. Any flirts or hotlists from men will result in them being blocked. (Not that any of them actually read the profiles before doing so)

Deel één van uw favoriete seksuele fantasieën. Houdt u niet in!:
I like getting women off in public. Hell, I like getting
women off period.

Over welke locatie voor een seksuele ontmoeting fantaseert u?:
Waar dan ook

Welke seksuele activiteiten winden u op?:
Orale seks geven, Orale seks ontvangen, Anale seks, Trio's, Massage

Heeft u ooit gefantaseerd over seks met een beroemdheid? Wie? Wat vindt u opwindend aan hen?:
I fantasize about most attractive women I see, whether
they are famous or not.

Heeft u ooit cyberseks gehad?:
Ik heb het geprobeerd, maar het is gewoon niet hetzelfde.

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