I really don't like to talk about myself a lot....but if I DID....this is what I'd say about me..... I am one funny ass guy once you get to know me...twisted, warped and skewed...but funny...I raise sarcasm and potty humor to an art form...I tend to see the world from a vantage that supplies me with laughter fodder...everything is to be laughed at...from ugly babies, traffic jams, one legged ducks swimming in a circle...you get the idea. Chemistry is important to me, I like who I like, I won't apologize for that and I've found that as I age I have WONDERFUL friends and am thankful for each and every one of them and show my appreciation for them by picking on them daily , what can I say it's a gift. If you're lucky, you might be the newest recipient of my ruthless charm and malevolent pickery. I give it hard and receive it well. Nothing makes me laugh like a well placed barb against ME, it's only fair and the best cuts have to hurt a little to qualify for the "OHHHHHHH YOU GOT ME". As for anything else your brain requires to process the above information just ask, I'll probably tell you but remember, you can't UNLEARN anything. So, choose your questions carefully because the truth can make you wish you hadn't asked!

Mijn Ideale Persoon: Someone fun, likes to laugh.

I have an athletic build, I cut my hair short which is dark brown with some grey. Hazel eyes and have all my teeth. I am 8+ long and know how to use it. I love oral sex with women the most. Doesn't have to receive in return. I get turned and excited the more I please others. I am laid back and not pushy. I am respectful to all and willing to try most things. I am a voyeur/exhibitionist. I am confident not cocky. Open minded as well.

Wat zijn uw favoriete muzikanten of bands?:
Jimi Hendrix

Welke seksuele activiteiten winden u op?:
Orale seks geven, Orale seks ontvangen, Speeltjes (Vibrators/Dildo's/enz.), Lichte bondage, Billenkoek, Rollenspelen, Trio's, "Thuisfilmpjes" maken

Welke factoren zijn het belangrijkst wanneer u op zoek bent naar een seksuele partner?:
Seksuele ervaring, Fysieke aantrekkingskracht, Dezelfde/soortgelijke fetisjen, Ervaring in een bepaalde rol (top/bottom; meester/slaaf), Bereidheid een ongebonden seksuele relatie aan te gaan, Creativiteits-/Kinkniveau

Heeft u ooit gefantaseerd over seks met een beroemdheid? Wie? Wat vindt u opwindend aan hen?:
n0

Heeft u ooit cyberseks gehad?:
Ik heb het geprobeerd, maar het is gewoon niet hetzelfde.

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