A bit of a surrealist, with a frame of mind that is entirely too easily amused. Unfortunately, to go with said mind is, frankly, a body that has adjusted only too well to a sedentary desk job. I like to think I've a friendly personality, and a wit that, while not rapier sharp, can certainly hold its own in a duel. I avoid pretension, and have an admitted loathing for shallowness of a dishonest nature - while some say that being a physically-interested individual is hypocritical, I point out it's a predeclared quirk, nothing more, as I have an appreciation for all physiques (and an admitted bias towards the lusher frames of femininity). I don't expect you to be a supermodel, porn star, or anything like that, I just expect the unfortunately not-as-common-as-one-would-think taking care of one's self. Be healthy. Be happy with who you are. The rest happens as the fates allow.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: Strangely enough, I'm not really looking for the full proverbial monty; it's a nice plus, but far from mandatory.

What I'm seeking are enthusiasts for that most delightful of diversions, sampling of the lotus. While I'm no gourmet, and hardly a catch, I have an overwhelming fondness for the taste of a woman, but too many are either 'weirded out' by the thought of no-strings attached gratification, expect some sort of 'and I want sex in return' ulterior motive, or in the few cases where it's been agreed upon panicked and backed out at the last minute or were absolutely abhorrent in their most intimate bloom. Such, understandably, will not do.

To be blunt; if you long to be lapped, seek to be supped, or have the need to be eaten, then I am, by all means, your man. If you just want to converse...I can decidedly enjoy that. Other things are contemplated on a purely individual basis, so do not be hesitant in inquiring.

Two little secrets I must divulge; I've never experienced an Asian, which is a source of wistful, improbable fantasy (ask me, and I may tell the story)...and I've not experienced a virgin.

Wat zijn uw favoriete muzikanten of bands?:
Forest for the Trees, Ferry Corsten, Aphex Twin, Peter Gynt, Wagner, Yoko Shimumura, Seatbelts

Welke seksuele activiteiten winden u op?:
Orale seks geven, Speeltjes (Vibrators/Dildo's/enz.), Billenkoek, Rollenspelen, Gelijktijdig masturberen, Spelen met etenswaren, Deelnemen aan erotische fotografie

Welke factoren zijn het belangrijkst wanneer u op zoek bent naar een seksuele partner?:
Discreet kunnen zijn, Libido, Bereidheid om openlijk alles te bespreken en te proberen, Bereidheid een ongebonden seksuele relatie aan te gaan, Creativiteits-/Kinkniveau, Unrepenitant geekiness

Heeft u ooit gefantaseerd over seks met een beroemdheid? Wie? Wat vindt u opwindend aan hen?:
Maggie Gyllenhal, because there's something inexplicably
hot about her quirky little smile, and her performance
in Secretary was far too good to be completely unrelated
to her actual life.

Heeft u ooit cyberseks gehad?:
Ik heb regelmatig cyberseks.

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