Right... let's see... First off, I'm a BBW. Though I dislike the term... well, that's what I am. So if that doesn't appeal to you, sorry. Here's the thing- Being on AFF does not mean I'm a desperate that has sex with every man on this site. I've been put off by so many of you emailing me, being vulgar, classless and misogynistic. If you can't engage my brain, I will not respond. I don't know how you all were brought up, but I can certainly understand why you aren't getting laid. My profile is very clear about my preferences in men. If you don't fit the bill, you just don't. Nothing you say will make me lower my standards. I am looking for men of quality, or I'm not looking at all. If you want a , hire one. I'm intelligent, funny, honest, sarcastic, goofy, sweet as hell and sexual. I'm kind to small ren, the elderly and animals. Hell, I don't even squash bugs... I take them outside and set them free. Except spiders. Spiders are fuckers. I'm a liberal, Obama-loving Democrat. I own cats, but I'm NOT a crazy cat lady. I'm lucky enough to actually LOVE my job. I have an amazing family. Yeah, I might even be described as a bit of a Pollyanna, but I'd rather be that than cynical and bitter. I am submissive, but not A submissive. I'll let you take the lead... but I'm not even a little bit turned on by being slapped, called a slut or a or degraded in any way. Be a man, but not a monster.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: Right now, I'm just looking for one night stands. Maybe more if we really click, but probably not. I just want to have sex, get dressed and leave. I don't host, so you'll have to. If you're married, be prepared to spring for a hotel room. If you live with a roommate... well, you're probably not the type of lover I'm looking for anyway.

Be over 35, maybe 30 if you're a white collar professional that is very mature. I'm don't like young men. Yes, you might have a 9 inch cock but you're still 22. No, thank you. I prefer men that are taller than me... I'm 5'8". And, please, SMELL GOOD!! Not stinky cologne, but soap... nice, clean soap. And shaved... I don't want hair in my teeth anymore than you do!

A poor grasp of the English language turns me off. Punctuation, grammar, spelling... yes, those are turn-ons. I don't respond to men who use "u" in place of "you". Or "r" instead of "are". That's juvenile. And annoying. If you can't be bothered to use proper English, I can't be bothered to suck your cock.

I'm not looking for a good old boy... if you're hobbies include hunting, fishing, Nascar, off-roading, polishing your truck or listening to country music, we're probably not compatible. I don't care to see a picture of your motorcycle or your truck. What you drive doesn't tell me a thing about how well you can fuck. Conservatives need not apply.

And, yes, I'm sorry, but I'm only sexually attracted to Caucasian men.

You can contact me if you're not in the Louisville area... but I'm just going to ignore you.

Wat zijn uw favoriete muzikanten of bands?:
Too numerous to mention, but the Fratellis are my current
favorite band.

Welke seksuele activiteiten winden u op?:
Orale seks geven, Orale seks ontvangen, Anale seks, Speeltjes (Vibrators/Dildo's/enz.), Rimmen, Lichte bondage, Kaarsvet, Billenkoek, Trio's, Gelijktijdig masturberen, Blinddoeken, Massage

Welke factoren zijn het belangrijkst wanneer u op zoek bent naar een seksuele partner?:
Een beetje van alles

Heeft u ooit gefantaseerd over seks met een beroemdheid? Wie? Wat vindt u opwindend aan hen?:
Sean Connery. Because, Christ, he's hot... everything
about him.

Heeft u ooit cyberseks gehad?:
Ik heb het geprobeerd, maar het is gewoon niet hetzelfde.

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