I hate sex and try to avoid it at all costs! I cannot cum and am not multi-orgasmic. I hate oral sex with women (both giving and receiving) and consider myself both unattractive and non-sexual. My husband is not hot and is a horrible lover. His penis is small, he can't get hard, and he has absolutely no control. (His nickname is "minuteman"). We are unstable with excessive drama. Our minds are closed and we have no desire to have a threesome with another woman. We joined this site to meet people who like good clean platonic fun. Actually, we hate fun and avoid it when possible. We hate new experiences and would much prefer old experiences - very old. I don't get hot thinking about all the things I would never do with another woman and hubby doesn't get turned on by it either. We don't like adventure, travel, movies, people who breathe, plants, the color blue or laughter. We believe in everything the television says and in the medicinal healing powers of the internet. We are boring overweight slobs who hate working out or taking care of ourselves. We are clingy overdependent of others and require constant attention. We suck!

Mijn Ideale Persoon: A woman who hates sex and would never consider having a threesome with a sexy couple. Someone who is ugly, needy, extremely overweight and has major self-esteem issues. Someone who can't be discrete, is high drama and even higher maintenence. Someone close minded, who hates to laugh and has no sense of humor.

(By the way - if you are still laughing - you might be just the girl we're looking for)

If interested, don't just wink, send us a note - we are standard members and may not be able to respond to a wink... even though we may want to, lol!

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