Apparently some people actually read on here, that’s good. I like ‘'em literate. And back to me now…... Some things are hard to put into words, but here is a stream of consciousness that, hopefully, presents me in my current state. Single. I grew up the only girl with four brothers. You can read into that what you will, but just know that I'm probably not like the silly, bubble-headed girly chicks you're used to. I'm remarkably independent, but not at all stubborn or bitchy or whiney... While I prefer a cocktail, I can drink beer - and like it, I can play pool - and win, and I can go to any game involving a ball and actually know what the hell is happening. Afterwards, I'll take you home, tie you down and plop my pussy on your face... If your team wins - you'll get an extra bonus... ;) I’'m not a smoker. But if it'll turn you on, I'’ll smoke a cigar... blow smoke in your face and call your mommy nasty names. I've got a brain. Hopefully you have one that's not short-circuited. I can read and write and sometimes add up correctly. I love music and books and art and theatre. Oh - I like yoga; I’'m a poser like that. I'm proud of the fact that at my age I’'m hotter than many of the bottle-blond bimbos younger then me. To stay that way I think it's important to keep yourself in shape. I try to lift weights... really heavy ones. Well - for me they'’re heavy, for other people, not so much. Well, they can'’t be too heavy because I don’'t grunt when I lift. Usually I'm pretty bubbly and really easy to laugh, but I definitely have a nerdy, bookish side. So if I’'m not smiling, it doesn't mean I’'m not happy - but don'’t tell me to smile cause then I really won'’t be happy and I may punch you in the face. THEN I would be happy! : ) I love clever, inventive people. Humor is a must, and I will do pretty much anything for a laugh. If you can make me laugh, you’'ve got me for life. Careful - that may be a bad thing. I don'’t so much have a type, I’'m just a ho like that. Or I'’m greedy. Maybe just easy. Last, but not least, if you see me out and I don'’t say hi, it'’s probably because A) I'm totally avoiding you and don't want anyone to know my seriously seedy, naughty side or, B) you were a really, really REALLY bad lay and I'm losing my stilettos running in the opposite direction.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: OK... So this is where you get scared and start thinking, "Is this chick a bitch or what?!" I assure you I'm not, but there are some things I really must ask of you...

1 - You MUST have visuals. All false modesty aside, I'm very lucky to get mail from a lot of really super guys. (Perhaps you're one?) The really surprising and great thing about this site is that I've met some incredible, incredible men - and not just in that sexual way. They are - as they should be - really good people.

But, it forces me to be a serious screener in a big way. As aforementioned, clever works, but clever plus visuals is much better. While I have no interest in collecting pictures, If you want me to hop on your pogo stick, I wanna know how high I'll bounce, if you know what I mean... Get my attention. Show me you, BEYOND what I see in your profile. As a bonus, I'll return the favor.

2 - I'm sorry, I'm not into heavy smokers. Ever licked an ashtray?

3 - Please resemble a shape other than spherical. You don't have to be a musclehead, but please be in fair shape. I take care of my body so that I can do amazing sexual positions that'll make your head spin and your toes curl. While I certainly don't mind "big boys", I'm not trying to do world-class acrobatics just to work around your beer gut. Besides, I'm a little girl... I'm not thrilled at the idea of being fucking crushed to death under your 'ex-football' physique after you blow your load!

4 - Don't be a hyper-macho guy. That would force me to bust your balls and make you my man-bitch... remember - four brothers. I'm not into guys with testosterone surges. It takes way too much energy...

5 - Finally - can you believe it? - If the first thing you say to me is "Wanna fuck?", while I may be thinking "Yes", my answer will be "No". Seriously, If you want to use me like a ho, you must first treat me like a lady... Have some creativity in your approach...

So... That's it! Easy, huh? Or did I scare ya?

Welke seksuele activiteiten winden u op?:
Orale seks geven, Orale seks ontvangen, Anale seks, Lichte bondage, Voyeurisme, Massage

Welke factoren zijn het belangrijkst wanneer u op zoek bent naar een seksuele partner?:
Fysieke aantrekkingskracht, Discreet kunnen zijn, Bereidheid om openlijk alles te bespreken en te proberen, Een beetje van alles

Heeft u ooit cyberseks gehad?:
Ik heb regelmatig cyberseks.

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